John Jameson

man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.

In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.

by Irish Legend October 15, 2009

Jenna Jameson

Walking Sperm Bank.

'Nuff Said.

Hi! I'm Jenna Jameson, give me ten dollars and I'll swallow your babies !:D

by Nice to Know Ya. July 22, 2009

J. Jonah Jameson

John Jonah Jameson, Jr., the editor in chief at the Daily Bugle and the boss of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

The character has become widely popular after J.K. Simmons's iconic performance as the character in Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.

He is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Marvel Comics characters ever created.

Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."

J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

—Spider-Man (2002)

by Rā's al Ghul September 23, 2014

Jameson Irish Whiskey

One of the best liquors on the market for the money. It has the smoothness of Jack Daniels, the floral palate to match good scotches, and a great honey taste that is better than most liqueuers. On top of all of this, its still a mid price range whiskey. Dollar for dollar, one of the best alcoholic purchases a person can make.

Person 1: Hey, what should we drink tonight?

Person 2: How about some Jameson Irish Whiskey?

Person 1: Hell yeah!

by ebeb13 June 8, 2011

jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.

Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum

by Your local genius March 19, 2020

The Jayson

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.

Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!

by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015

Jenna Jameson

The worlds most overrated porn star. Uses her porn career to try to gain as much mainstream publicity as possible. She has achieved a moderate level of mainstream fame due soley to her looks. She is everything thats wrong with the porn industry all rolled up into one package.

"Jenna Jameson is so overrated, I mean yeah she's hot as fuck but she don't do anal, bondage or super rough sex scenes". "And is the sterotype of porn stars everywhere with her fake tits, bleached blonde hair and fake orgasams". "she only does porn for the money, its not like she truly loves what she does like Jenna Haze and Gia Paloma".

by Cerv666 February 11, 2007