By far the nicest person I know. Average Ford Mustang enjoyer. Rumors say he doesnt get any girls bc his 12'' schlong scares everyone away
by Ford Focus Amogus December 6, 2021
Get the Jaromug. Men named jaro are typically extremely gifted when it comes to music, mostly they make the hardest beats and just have mad talent. they are also really attractive and usually have a huge horse cock
by omnious.j November 21, 2021
Get the Jaromug. *conversation is happening*
Jaro starts to talk: “hey listen what happened to me yesterday”
Everyone: “jaro please make it quick”
*jaro talks for 2 hours*
Jaro starts to talk: “hey listen what happened to me yesterday”
Everyone: “jaro please make it quick”
*jaro talks for 2 hours*
by How..TF November 11, 2020
Get the Jaromug. Jaro (pronounced; "yə-rō") is most commonly used to stress the blandness or ordinariness of a person you've had a bad or neutral interaction with, when chatting with a friend. The expression was coined somewhere in ex-yugoslavia and quickly gained momentum, spreading into other european countries. Last year It has received substantial traction in the USA after a supposed video surfaced of famous NBA superstar Luka Dončič using "jaro" to describe a fan that squirted water over him after a match. "--and then this jaro came outta nowhere and squirted ice cold water over me"
example1: "I just came out of the store and already there was a jaro waiting to ask me for a cigarette"
example 2: "How was your trip?" "It was fine but on the way back this jaro almost crashed into my new tesla."
example 3: "Yo, listen. Last night I was at the club and this random f***ing jaro tried to fight me for no reason at all."
example 2: "How was your trip?" "It was fine but on the way back this jaro almost crashed into my new tesla."
example 3: "Yo, listen. Last night I was at the club and this random f***ing jaro tried to fight me for no reason at all."
by 1350 November 15, 2020
Get the Jaromug. HUMUNGOUS DICK. Jaro is so amazing in bed and gets all the hoes. He has humungous thoughts and his organisms last hours. His cock gets to 120 degrees making sex more enjoyable. He is an average lesbian porn enjoyer as well as a child-enjoyer especially when he eats grass to turn him on.
by Horsefucker3000 February 27, 2022
Get the Jaromug. A guy with an absolute monster cock, dark hair, brown eyes. Educated, funny, romantic…but also a womanizer, partying a lot with his boys and looking for quick ON‘s. Likes dem girls with some nice shaped arse.
by swagger10566 November 22, 2021
Get the Jaromug.