January 5th

If you were born on January 5th your just hot as fuck and get all the bitches. And yall got big dicks

January 5th

by Joemama69696900 November 2, 2019

January 5th

January 5th is National Typos Day, the only day where you can excuse the many typos a person may make by simply using the date as an excuse.

Ricky: You're house is on fire
Tiger: Your*
Ricky: Ah whatever, it's January 5th, aka National Typos Day!

by iFireMonkey January 5, 2021

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

January 5th

national "gamers eat ass" day. also birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard

colin: hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfhard's birthday yet
elly: yeah its january 5th

by asseater44 October 15, 2019

January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019

January 5th

National clean your room day

Ah man it’s January 5th I have to clean my room

by Ehrbicejbodiu December 29, 2019

January 5th

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021