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Jambon Jovis

The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.
“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”
by Nayyyyyy! September 4, 2021
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Jambon's All Around

A phrase to say in celebration when somthing goes successfully for a group of people previously stuck on an issue or problem.

Can be used as a question or as a statement of reward.
Person A - "We did it guys",

Person B - "I can't believe we're finally done, Jambon's all around lads?
Person A,B - "Omg Finally Yes"
by Réiva February 25, 2022
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Coulie jambon

Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass
by Punkrck1995 March 15, 2022
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Anti-jambon

Frequently used in the tech industry to illustrate the fact that : the developpers will not adjust the business rules of a project to upgrade the experience of the really slow/not very smart people (jambon).
On ne fait pas d'anti-jambon
by Toto2019 July 31, 2019
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Jabonie

Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
by Duke Able January 20, 2015
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jamboard

A technological team performance enhancement board by Google.
by I_CAN_SEE_YOU#ASIAN_LIFE February 27, 2018
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Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon
Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?
by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022
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