j bone

An intentional grazing or touching of a women’s lady parts (especially boobies) made to look accidental in the workplace.

He reached for the rack of pint glasses and accidentally on purpose, grazed my boobies with his hand, and therefore j boned me.

by his co-worker March 5, 2012

J-Bone

A person whos name starts with J (hence J)and has sex with many women (hence bone).

Yo that's a real J-Bone beside you.

by sinaman May 26, 2006

J bone

A slang term meaning erect penis. This is the shortened form of J bonedawg.

I can't stand up right now because I've got a J bone .

by Me, My Cousin and the Moose July 24, 2006

J-Bone

Before a character of this caliber is released into the world, he experiences a childhood of champions.
Originating from the hallways of University School of Nashville, the illustrious J-Bone has gone from self-acclaimed "shooting specialist" to the womens college basketball scene in a matter of months.

Yes, J-Bone will get a ring.

In 2012, Universal studios will present "J-Bone: A Documentation of the American Hero."

by shaman warlord April 12, 2009

De Bo J Bones

when a man is having sexual inter-course with a pregnant women (preferably one whom is about to pop out a little tike) while her unborn fetus simultaneously sucks his cock!

"Dude! Last night I was fucking that pregnant bitch Gabby and I'm pretty sure that I felt her baby givin me the old "De Bo J Bones"."

by Ye Olde Nigga October 16, 2008

J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012