Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!
by babymammadramacomma December 14, 2008
Get the italian jobmug. Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
by JamesBeam March 3, 2010
Get the Italian Jobmug. Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.
by nickroat August 4, 2014
Get the Italian Jobmug. A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."
The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.
The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.
by Cycle Paine October 18, 2009
Get the The Italian Jobmug. when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)
Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.
by Gabe & Mickey July 18, 2006
Get the Italian Jobmug. The world record holder for longest commercial. This commericial is so long one must pay to see it. The commercial is for Mini Coopers.
Man I sure am glad they didn't put that long new commercial, The Itailian Job, between my movie on Fox.
by Pimp T-Dawg November 13, 2003
Get the The Italian Jobmug. My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally
by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019
Get the Italian jobmug.