vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

we irritating

literally nO meaning
we irritating whether we're happy or sad, dumb or stupid, we just irritating..

friend: i just got fired...
me:we irritating 😂😂😂

by twittermemes__ March 20, 2019

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Irritating mug

An extremely annoying person. Also used in multiplayer online gaming for a person who is blocking you.

Tom is such an irritating mug. Yeah, tell me about it, total mug...

Hey, baconhair! Get out of my way, you irritating mug, I'm trying to shoot AngryHamster66

by The real Esky June 27, 2020

we irritating

when ur a dumbass so you explain why, using we irritating 👩🏻🤚🏻
gotta cover ur face with ur hand though >:(

no one:
me: we irritating 👩🏻🤚🏻 ehe

by peepeeass October 25, 2019

Irritating Cunt

A West Ham United Fan

I was on a train to London and there were some “ irritating Cunts “ at the bar

by craftycockney September 9, 2018

Golden Irrigation

An act of sexual intercourse between two men in which one man urinates in the second mans anus.

'Man, are they doing Golden Irrigation'

by Jack Vasay March 21, 2008