irony

Something directly contradicting the expected outcome or situation.

Oh teh irony when someone is getting a tattoo saying "Pain is just weakness leaving the body" and has to end the session early because it hurts oh oh so much. Baww!

by monoglutamate February 29, 2008

irony

using words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its original intention.

irony: there is an S in the word lisp

by razzizzle August 10, 2009

irony

A black fly in your Chardonnay

preach it Alanis you know the true meaning of irony

by MayorMcCheese October 09, 2006

irony

Amazon.com remotely deleting "1984" and "Animal Farm" by George Orwell from the Kindle devices of users who had purchased the books in July 2009.

A great example of irony is how the Amazon Kindle became a virtual memory hole.

by anticensor July 31, 2009

irony

a gay republican catholic boy.

The irony of that boy being gay, republican, and catholic. That isn't a mix you hear of that often.

by jwilliams07 May 21, 2008

irony

An outcome of events that is different to that of what or might have been expected or tried to be prevented happens BECAUSE you tried to stop it.

e.g.
Bob : I got an injection that should of stopped me getting cancer but instead it caused cancer and I could die any minute.
Bill : Well that's irony for ya
Bob : It sure is *laughs*

e.g.
The girl really wanted sex and then she got raped

by David Willden February 23, 2008

irony

when a black person says nigga to his homies but then gets mad when someone who is not black says it and they claim that they are racist for saying it, therefore restricting the word to the black race, which is pretty fucking racist.

caucasian nigga: the irony of you punching me in the face for saying nigga is really killing me, tyrone.

tyrone: NIGGA YOU RACIST ASS WHITE TRASH CRACKER HONKEY WHITE PRIVILEGE HAVIN' MOTHER FUCKER I'LL STAPLE YOUR LIPS TO YOUR BALL SACK YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGA!

by lnfernus June 30, 2019