Irn Bru

Exactly how an orange scottish drink should be. Just perfect

Aww wit? Who's nicked my bru? Square on ya wee bam!

by i like cats, they taste like chicken! December 3, 2003

Irn Bru

Soft drink made in Scotland, probably the most fizziest drinks ever invented, supernatural when it comes to making burps, and makes a good throwing projectile after it's been shaken ;)

Ey! ye feckin cont! gies bak mae Irn-Bru ye shaggy tit! I'll fuckin bottle ye!

by Esplender December 21, 2004

irn-bru

popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides

can i have a glass of irn-bru

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

Irn-Bru

a type of drink which looks like radioactive piss. popular with jock mcThicks and other such foreigners. actually, it has this really cool website that sells plaid clothing. they also have amusing commercials involving old women and robberies.

lo, hand me da Irn-Bru, fewl, else I kick yo head in, know what I'm sayin?!

by KTH April 2, 2004

Irn Bru Poo

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.

"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

Irn Bru

The drink Kat absorbs on a regular basis to fuel her rage and self-hatred.

Person: “What time is it?”
Kat: “Bru time!” *proceeds to crack open a can of Irn Bru into her mic*

by jointhecultttt August 27, 2018

Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule

Rule number one of Miss Tully’s maths class, NO IRN-BRU.

Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.

ELIAS, DO NOT DRINK THAT IRON BRU, Remember Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule.

by Mr Hegarty June 18, 2021