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Irn Bru

Exactly how an orange scottish drink should be. Just perfect
Aww wit? Who's nicked my bru? Square on ya wee bam!
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Irn Bru

Soft drink made in Scotland, probably the most fizziest drinks ever invented, supernatural when it comes to making burps, and makes a good throwing projectile after it's been shaken ;)
Ey! ye feckin cont! gies bak mae Irn-Bru ye shaggy tit! I'll fuckin bottle ye!
by Esplender December 21, 2004
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irn-bru

popular scottish drink that involves pouring large quantities of sugar and rust solution into your body, and if you leave it in the glass long enough begins to errod away the sides
can i have a glass of irn-bru
by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
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Irn-Bru

a type of drink which looks like radioactive piss. popular with jock mcThicks and other such foreigners. actually, it has this really cool website that sells plaid clothing. they also have amusing commercials involving old women and robberies.
lo, hand me da Irn-Bru, fewl, else I kick yo head in, know what I'm sayin?!
by KTH April 2, 2004
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Irn Bru Poo

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.
"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"
by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003
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Irn Bru

The drink Kat absorbs on a regular basis to fuel her rage and self-hatred.
Person: “What time is it?”
Kat: “Bru time!” *proceeds to crack open a can of Irn Bru into her mic*
by jointhecultttt August 27, 2018
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Slutty Irn Bru

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.
"hapnin rob wit ye up tae the night bro?" "gonne be rollin off a few extra slutty irn bru's mate"
by wee davie November 12, 2018
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