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Irish Spring

When a man is giving a woman anal and does not want to get poop dick, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says "Clean as a whistle" and whistles the Irish Spring theme.
"I was giving this chick anal last night and right before I pulled out, I gave her an Irish Spring and my dick came out (POP) clean as a whistle!!"
Irish Spring by rocketserve June 10, 2013
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Irish Spring

When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. The bleeding vagina or the pool of blood can hence be called, an "Irish Spring".
Back in Ireland, we didn't have condoms. Instead, we used potatoes. And you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. Now that's a REAL Irish Spring.
Irish Spring by desufag April 17, 2007

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .
Irish spring by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023

Irish Spring green 

When the YouTuber FlightReacts makes a shot with a green release in an NBA 2K game
Flight: *makes green shot* “IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN NIGGA”
Irish Spring green by W Demigod February 20, 2019

Irish Spring Green Green 

A famous phrase used by FlightReacts meaning someone made a huge basket.

Irish Spring Green Green 

Celebrational Words said by June flight on all his greens in 2k