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intoxityping

when you type words incorrectly while drunk.
I'm so druank aubrey doesnt undeaarstand my intoxityping.
by jaREDRUM February 9, 2010
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Smoldering intensity

When Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson raises his right eyebrow in concern, curiosity or just to flex.

Sometime done by Dwayne in the event of something serious or catastrophical about to happen.
"Dwayne posed with his smoldering intensity towards his fans"
by GSA84 February 4, 2022
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Introvite

Inviting yourself to a party that you were not invited to.
Joan: Damn, Alexis' party sounds exciting: a bicycle race; a pack of wild wolves; A BURNING PARACHUTE?!?! That settles it, I'm going...

Alexis: Joan is such an asshole. I'm glad I didn't invi... Son of a bitch!
Joan: Hey beautiful! This party is amazing!
Alexis: Where are those fucking wolves? ATTACK!
Joan: AHHHHH, I THOUGHT THEY WERE WILD!!
Alexis: You die when you introvite yourself to my party, bitch. EVERYONE ELSE, HAVE YOU LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS???!?!
Everyone else at the party: Hell YEAH! CHEW THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF!
by My name is of no concern July 8, 2009
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The intensity is greater than 1

1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).

2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.
1. I don't understand science.

2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?

Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."
by lmnopqrs11 January 16, 2011
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intoxityping

The Computer version of Drunk dialing:

The act of a person becoming intoxicated and proceeding to logon to a social networking site to express repressed feelings.
Did you get the memo from Jerry this morning telling us all to F*$K ourselves, I think he was intoxityping.
by the gritts December 16, 2010
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intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by D.J. 'Burth December 10, 2008
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Parous Introitus

A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.
1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.

2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.
by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008
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