pumping cock in sync

usually performed while watching porn, but also applicable while watching live sex at a party

the act of matching the penetration depth of cock in observed fornication to the depth of one's own cock in one's own hand or other cock stroking device

balls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of cock or to the limit of stimulation of hand

boxers all the way down, lube ready, porn site loaded and porn playing, reality melts away pumping cock in sync, usually jizzing before video ends

repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.

by pumps alot April 28, 2012

Insynciosity

The state of being insync with a person, place, or thing.

Person 1: "We have so much in common"
Person 2(at the same time): "We have so much in common"
Person 1: "That's some serious insynciosity"

by treegugger February 13, 2012

Insynchronous

When you're listening to music and you start to embody the vibe it gives off. yfmg.

Yooooooooooooo this shit insynchronous yo.

by the bray meista March 20, 2021

Insincere respect

Insincere respect is like an insincere apology, it's about as useful to someone else as jerking off. At least have the balls to be an openly disrespectful asshole who's never going to apologize for your actions if you're not going to respect somebody ese, and you don't have to, you don't owe anybody anything.

Instead of giving someone insincere respect, just give them no respect, and let things sort themselves out, they have a way of doing that. It's even simpler than trying to speak somebody else's language with false apologies and respect to keep peace. If you have to do all that to keep peace with someone else, there wasn't meant to be any peace between the two of you.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

insance

rofl

by itr September 30, 2003

Insance

When your views on a particular subject are insane or manic.

I'm totally insance for that sandwich

Woah dude dont go insance over it

by Auhswa May 28, 2009

insanctified

the gayest thing possible

Stick this porcupine in my asshole and it will be insanctified.

by Dr. Cornwell September 16, 2008