insufferable emotionalist

Popular phrase among Ace Attorney fans used as a inside joke to describe someone who lets their emotions drive major decisions. Told to Phoenix Wright by Miles Edgeworth when he finally finds out about the true Convict years later behind the childhood crime that ultimately lead him to become a defense attorney as his career.

"Well, you have always been something of an insufferable emotionalist." - Miles Edgeworth to Phoenix Wright
"Yeah!!! And you get worked up too easily, too!" - ???

**worked up ofc** "DEATHHH!!! THE DEATH SENTENCE TO BOTH OF YOU!!!!" - Phoenix Wright

by anon023123 September 21, 2020

Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.

Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”

by Bitchbag69 December 5, 2022

Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome

(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.

John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.

John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."

by ncmo April 26, 2010

Insufferable Attention Coworker

The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention

Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."

by GMONEY33 January 7, 2010

Schrodinger's insufferable bastard

When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.

This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.

by 0nomatopoeia April 23, 2021

insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016

insufferability

the ability of being one of the most annoying, intolerable idiots on the planet.

god, he talks with such insufferability.

by insufferability February 6, 2022