Inkling

A small angry man or dwarf that runs through public areas kicking people in the shin.

Reporter: Three people were hospitalized after an inkling attack in the Seven Eleven on 53rd and Greenwood. Many people in the neighborhood have taken to boarding up their doggie doors and the small spaces under their houses.

by superswiz August 18, 2007

inkling

A baby fountain pen.

Hey Steve, can you pass me the inkling please?
I need to get this address written down before I fuck up and forget it!

by Telephony November 17, 2013

tinkle-inkling

That first moment when the thought crosses your mind, "I think I have to pee".

I was so close to drifting off to sleep when I got the tinkle-inkling. As tired as I was, I knew peeing then would let me sleep later in the morning.

by lyvancic December 16, 2010

Inkling

Somebody with a lot of tattoos

Lil Wayne is an inkling

by awmm June 22, 2019

inkling

When a man accidentally ejaculates a little bit in his pants. It often occurs without significant reason or warning, and the man is aware enough to hold his load in after the inkling has come out. Overly sensitive men and pasty virgins are particularly prone to inklings, especially when they have a hunch. It is somewhat similar to a shart or a light tinkle from laughter or an amusement park ride, except with jizz instead of poop or urine, respectively.

Guy 1: No way man, Kobe is better.

Guy 2: Come on, Lebron is the—uhmff awww...

Guy 1: What the hell?

Guy 2: I just let out an inkling!

Guy 1: Dude...

Guy 2: I need to change my pants.

by Pat did it July 13, 2009

Inging

To excessively add the suffix "ing" to words that do not require it and/or to words in succession of each other.

Stop Inging at me.

No tongue-sticking-outting!!

by avecess July 28, 2011

ass inkling

When you shove your ballpoint pen up your ass when it is dry

"Yo Raj my pen wouldn't write so i tried ass inkling it bro!"

by asdfgmnbvc June 26, 2007