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intactivist

Cultists, mostly "curvy" women, who believe fake websites on the internet when they tell them all circumcised guys penises are broken and they can't feel sex, because they don't know how to tell the difference between real websites and fake websites. Intactivists often use terms such as "pedophile" "Knife raper" compare male circumcision to genital mutilation, call them victims, tell them to hate their parents and the list goes on.

All intactivists say the same exact things because they have no minds of their own. They also claim the foreskin has 20,000 nerve endings because they saw a guy standing in front of a chalkboard on youtube say it does. Most of them are poorly educated, mentally ill, young, stupid, or all of the above.

And most of them are anti vaxx.
Anonymous facebook question: Are you circumcised or not?

A bunch of guys: No hat club here!

Intactivist: YOU WERE MUTILATED AND YOU CANT FEEL YOUR DICK ITS GOING TO CAUSE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION I SAW IT ON SOMEONES BLOG ON THE INTERNET

A bunch of guys : What the fuck? How do you know what my dick feels or not?

Intactivist: WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A GUY STANDING IN FRONT OF A CHALKBOARD. WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY?? NOTHING! HES STANDING IN FRONT OF A CHALKBOARD THOUGH SO HE KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT. YOU ARE A VICTIM. YOUR PARENTS KNIFE RAPED YOU. SUE THEM. SUE YOUR DOCTORS.

"Guys get creeped out and slowly back off from the crazies"
by erinjaegar24 November 5, 2015
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Intactivist

A misguided tool for a company that wants to sell a lot of artificial foreskins.
Intactivist - If you are circumcised you are traumatised, incomplete, mutilated and your parents are evil. Want a fake foreskin?
Circumcised guy - Cool story bro. I think I'll pass.
by SufferinSuccotash September 20, 2011
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Inactivist

An inactivist is any ideologue who claims merit for activism, while doing little more than complain to their circle of friends about what should be done to further their ideology.

An inactivist claims to fight for a cause, while only engaging in actions that further their own popularity.
While claiming to fight for equal rights, the internet inactivist rarely left his computer, or engaged in any offline protests.
by Qntkka December 1, 2015
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Trumpvirus’s Infectivity

The rate at which Donald J. Trump’s conspiracies and lies about fraudulent ballots brainwashes his oft-gullible hardcore supporters to donate to the post-election fund to "protect the results and keep fighting even after Election Day.”
Trumpvirus’s infectivity incited both Trumpists and QAnonists to contribute tens of millions of dollars, which could be used to settle part of the president’s bigly debt and to finance his own political rallies, especially if he’s running again in 2024 (assuming that he’s not behind bars by then).
by MathPlus December 4, 2020
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intactivist

A person who claims to care about male infants' right to their bodily autonomy (Keeping their foreskin) but spends more time bullying and harrasing men who were circumcised as infants than pushing against institutions that circumcise infant boys.

Mainly right wing, and ironically, right wing policies are the reason why America circumcises most of its youth.
Alex: I'm an intactivist. I hate circumcision because it's something we force in infant boys

Jordan: Me too. I was circumcised the moment I was born and I never got to-

Alex: Ewww wtf you beta male ass soy boy, kill yourself.

Tyrone: Chill dude, I chose to get circumcised as an adult because that's what I wanted for my body-

Alex: I am surrounded by betas! Holy shit what has the world come to!
by SmeeveJeeve June 5, 2022
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infestivities

A party or event you aren't particularly pleased about hosting. Usually work related, but could filter down to family- or roommate-based gatherings.
Coffee is ready in the board room, mugs and donuts are all lined up, and I can smell the investment bankers and lawyers on their way to finalize the merger. When do the infestivities officially begin?
by The Evil Steve September 23, 2016
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INTACTIVIST

Someone who uses the genetal mutilation crisis in many other countries to justify a political agenda to keep Trans people from transitioning in America.
She said she is an intactivist but we all know it's realy just a dog whistle for terfs.
by Letaberealhere22 May 17, 2022
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