the hoe is back in the shed 

Describes the situation in which an insufferable bitch thankfully won't be attending parties/events for the foreseeable future due to the fact that she is expecting a child.

Looks like we won't be seeing Dina's ratchet ass anymore... the hoe is back in the shed.

the hoe is back in the shed by jesus fuckn christ all the names are taken April 21, 2020

sharpest tool in the shed 

Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"

"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!

sharpest tool in the shed by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015

Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

Biggest Tool In The Shed by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010

Smartest tool in the shed 

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

Smartest tool in the shed by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

not the sharpest tool in the shed by the semen May 23, 2010

Keep it in the shed 

When someone says or does something that makes you either pause. Or makes you feel creeped out or awkward.

"Hey why dont you lick my dick man"

"Whoa whoa keep it in the shed!"

Keep it in the shed by Andeeeeee November 10, 2007

not the brightest tool in the shed 

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

not the brightest tool in the shed by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015