Describes the situation in which an insufferable bitch thankfully won't be attending parties/events for the foreseeable future due to the fact that she is expecting a child.
by jesus fuckn christ all the names are taken April 21, 2020
Get the the hoe is back in the shed mug.Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"
"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!
by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015
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Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010
Get the Biggest Tool In The Shed mug.combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018
Get the Smartest tool in the shed mug.-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010
Get the not the sharpest tool in the shed mug.When someone says or does something that makes you either pause. Or makes you feel creeped out or awkward.
by Andeeeeee November 10, 2007
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Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015
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