the hoe is back in the shed

Describes the situation in which an insufferable bitch thankfully won't be attending parties/events for the foreseeable future due to the fact that she is expecting a child.

Looks like we won't be seeing Dina's ratchet ass anymore... the hoe is back in the shed.

by jesus fuckn christ all the names are taken April 21, 2020

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sharpest tool in the shed

Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"

"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!

by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015

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Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010

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Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018