Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
by BassDefender May 14, 2015
Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.
He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.
by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023
When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
by H.R. Blunderbuss March 22, 2013
Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.
A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.
by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006
Diarrhea that implodes after exiting the butthole, generating the most disgusting black hole known to mankind.
by Inquisitive Walnut September 22, 2019
The act of ejaculating so hard inside of a woman's vagina that she and everything withing a 5000 mile radius implodes upon impact. The result of the implosion is an endless void of nothingness and death for all eternity. However, the user of this ancient technique is not harmed while in the process of an Arabian Implosion. The technique was created in Ancient Arabia, otherwise known as realm 8.4.
Grandpa: In my day, people used Arabian Implosions as a sign of power and brutal leadership to off anyone who dared cross their path. I just thought it was fun to nut really hard inside a ho.
by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx December 06, 2016
by Guido1 March 13, 2008