iming

instant messaging, a contraction.

i am iming this guy who thinks i am a hot girl

by the December 10, 2004

Impigmented

When a man of an average built comes before satisfying the needs of a women

Sean watson
Time = 30 seconds

by Attilio Romano June 25, 2004

minge impinge

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.

(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!

by famico August 30, 2013

imming

The act of sending instant messanges to another person.

He kept imming me with Einstein quotes.

by Brett O'Connor May 11, 2004

Iipinge

The most smart,energetic,classic,knows how to handle a girl and an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend.If you can get ur hands on an amazing Iipinge dont let go cause he is a keeper!!!!!!

Iipinge is a good husband

by Iipinge November 22, 2021

i put the 'impin in the pimpin

1. This is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of Gabriel and Mohammed. It means 'I just had sexual intercourse with all the members of your family last night'.

2. An expression used to state that one is 'the shit'.

Gabriel: Before I give the holy scriptures I have something to say.

Mohammed: What my lord?

Gabriel: I put the 'impin in the pimpin

Mohammed: Surely not all of them in one night?

Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

by elisse July 16, 2008

impingdoing

A person who goes to the beach and bats the farts out of dead Seagulls.

imping doing

Dad bought me a Louisville slugger for my 12th birthday and to sharpen my skills I became an impingdoing.

by Impingdoing February 14, 2010