Skip to main content
What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
by J4ke July 15, 2006
Flag
mugGet the oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked mug.
little brother: Iwant to be with you.
big brother: go see if I'm at the toilet
by jacki.km May 17, 2006
Flag
mugGet the go see if I'm at the toilet mug.
Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
Flag
mugGet the If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true mug.
Interjection to say when you are about to say something that you are a 100% right about
Fuck me in the ass if i'm wrong but Juanjo is a manwhore
Fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong but Sabrina Carpenter is coworker music
by Charlie xcx Juliette March 23, 2026
Flag
mugGet the fuck me in the ass if i'm wrong but mug.
When you are about to say something you are SO SURE about you wouldn't mind a horse fucking you in the ass if you're wrong
Let a horse give me backshots if I'm wrong but Bruno is an UNC
by Charlie xcx Juliette March 23, 2026
Flag
mugGet the let a horse give me backshots if I'm wrong but mug.
A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.
Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.
by Normal_dude January 30, 2021
Flag
mugGet the If he's still in, I'm still in mug.