idiot's day

For Fucking Idiots, These fucking idiots celebrate on being stupid for once. They do stupid stuff like spellfigng msiatrkaes.

what is idiot's day? Its about idiots jim.

by fidsjoisdjofijds April 21, 2021

The Idiot's Line

The line which you always seem to get onto at the supermarket checkout, the highway tollbooth line or in the bank.

The former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate and say "you're still 9.69 dollars over".
Or in the second, someone who drops his change and has to stop and scramble under his car.
Or in the latter, you are behind someone who suddenly pulls out wads of cash from his under his shirt for depositing in different accounts.

Damn! I'm in a hell of a hurry, and I got into the idiot's line at the supermarket.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker

Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.

You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?

by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026

Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot

by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020

schrodinger's idiot

When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.

P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.

by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020

that's idiot

an ironic way of saying "that's idiotic".

"Did you hear they're making us wear uniforms to work?"
"Yeah, that's idiot".

by hitzity November 26, 2005

Hubble's Idiot

A phrase or saying that describes the degree to which ones idiocy extends, this degree being astronomical, hence the use of the term "Hubble" relating to the Hubble's Space telescope.

Someone is acting idiotic "He is Hubble's Idiot".

by Eggcellent Sandwich February 10, 2025