ipoop

when you are in the act of deficating on a toilet and using your iphone at the same time sometimes causing someone to loose trake of time.

Mom: son, i was waiting in the car for you, what took you so long??

Son: sorry mom i had to ipoop

by jpoopg January 28, 2010

ipodophilia

An over zealous love of all things related to the ipod, a fetish for ipods and ipod paraphernalia. See ipodophile, someone with ipodophilia.

John's ipodophilia will take over his life and leave him bankrupt.

by Stephen of the Marshes June 22, 2006

iPoo

Using an iPhone to access the Internet while on the toilet.

I didn't want my boss to see that link you sent me, so I ipood it at work.

by DrDonzo October 13, 2009

iposode

TV episodes for your iPod or MP3/4 player.

I just finished watching the simpsons iposode and it was hilarious!

by ryan crawford January 31, 2008

iPodologist

An expert on iPods.

John was an iPodologist. He knew more about them than merely turning them on and volume control.

by AnotherAlias January 26, 2010

ipodophile

A person with a little too much love for their ipod, aka a person who walks around on the street with white headphones sticking out of their ears.

"Hey, that guy is listening to his ipod while he walks around."
"He's an ipodophile."

by Johnnybo September 20, 2005

ipoop

Ipad used for the sole purpose of entertaining you when you take a dump.

I took such a long dump yesterday that I had the time to get 3 stars in every Angry Birds level on my ipoop.

by L123. July 1, 2011