Dual Conversionist

A person that attempts to change your religious and sexual preference at the same time.

"Alan, the dual conversionist was at the mall again. He told me I was very handsome and asked if I believed in God"

by Anthony Long. October 23, 2008

poontang conversion

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010

craniorectal inversion

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.

"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."

by Chicka Nuts October 23, 2007

dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019

total conversion

A total conversion when used with respect to video games, is a type of mod that alters the game to such a degree that it either no longer, or very loosely resembles the original game.

Because "Counter Strike" was created as a total conversion of "Half Life", the gameplay is completely different.

by Russell M August 22, 2005

vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just attended a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving where the vegan host repeatedly extolled the virtues and joys of being vegan, while not permitting any non vegan food in the home (despite non vegan food being permitted on any other day), where they served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to a room full of known and committed carnivores.

by footrageous November 30, 2021

Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.

Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...

by s._w._ March 31, 2009