Now Shawty Think I'm a Sweater 

A play on words, but still the same meaning as "sweat her". A phrase used where a girl believes that the male she has found interest in will fall to her feet, or find comfort in her by sporting her like sweater, but the male is declaring she is sadly mistaken.

"Now shawty think I'm a sweater, sipping on amaretto... She look good but I know she after my chedda. She tryna get in my pockets, homie and I ain't gonna let her" - 50 Cent

Now Shawty Think I'm a Sweater by P.Caps December 25, 2010

you only think I'm kidding 

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

you only think I'm kidding by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

I’m smarter than you people think I am 

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

I’m smarter than you people think I am by Death Menace May 14, 2022

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket 

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket by Tohruus April 7, 2021

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. 

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. by Conman140069 January 5, 2010

You think you're the king I'm the king!

A short that Nick eh 30 worked insanely hard on because of his griefers...

Nick eh 30: You think you're the king I'm the king!
* horn sound*
Nick eh 30: You and what army?
* A bunch of people appear*
Nick eh 30: OOOOOH CRAPPP!
*gets shot*

You think you're the king I'm the king! by Cragsly September 13, 2023

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011