i hate my life

a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.

Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.

by aviewoflife September 16, 2006

I hate my life

A term that many a person says on a daily basis whenever anything negative happens, they're insulted, hear a lame pun, tell a lame pun, or get yelled at by their parents if they're that age...or still live with them. Can also be used sarcastically or (often) by morons who don't ACTUALLY hate their life (big shocker!). Can be followed by goddamnit if the "situation escalates".

Janet: *punches a dude called George* Fuck you George!
George: I hate my life.
Janet: You let it happen.
George: I hate my life more...goddamnit.

by Some Random Guy 72 February 25, 2017

i fucking hate my life

• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego

I fucking hate my life dude it just sucks there is so much dumb shit going on

by Bruhitsslaying December 5, 2017

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021