hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 2, 2004

Husbag

The term for a husband that is a dirt bag or douche bag

He cheated on you! Why don't you leave that husbag?

by Pharmer1019 May 22, 2015

humbagger

A monk with big titties
A monk goes hummmmmmm
And the baggers are the titties

Look at the humbagger over there!!

by RoboTriclops December 20, 2021

Nathan Hutwagner

He is super cute and really fast he’s packing 8 inches and is really strong but can’t get girls for the life of him

I’ve never seen someone with less hoes than Nathan Hutwagner

by Arcticmonkey715 May 25, 2022

hurtbag

Shedding as much responsibility as possible while whining incessantly when executing a specific action within list of responsibilities.

Stop being a hurtbag and do the dishes. Stop hurtbagging and clean the house.

by rileyUD October 19, 2010

Hurtbag

1.) One who fancies himself as a heatbag.
2.) Wannabe Heatbag.

Daaaaammnn what a hurtbag.

by JejeKiller December 26, 2010

hotbag

a nickname for a teacher you have (usually male) that you have the hots for and is married, but at the same time has the hots for another teacher at the school, usually a foreign language teacher.

i call my social studies teacher hotbag because he is married and attracted to a spainsh teacher and i have the hots for him.

by you spin me right round, February 12, 2007