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Hulk Hogan

An all-around bamf with a awesome mustache, and is also sexy
" Dude, I want his mustache "
" Me too Hulk Hogan is a bamf... "
by aPersonYouDontKnowxD October 5, 2009
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Hulk Hogan

The Orange Goblin. Was more than influential in the death of WCW. The original backstage politician.
by Kain August 12, 2005
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Hulk Hogan

An overrated performer. Someone who defeats the greatest in the business by sitting on their face. A metal hip replacement, which should have gave him the hint that his wrestling career was over 70 years ago, instead caused us to put up with him hobbling down to the ring every year for Wrestlemania. Known for his comebacks when he runs out of money to wipe his arse with. I have no beef with Hogan or his 'acomplishments'...but i just wish he would give it a rest.
Hulk Hogan: 'Watcha gonna do Brother, when when my huge flabby man breasts run wild on you?!'

HBK (mimicking Hogan): 'right now, I feel like I'm a hundred and two brother!'
by JimmyJimm January 17, 2006
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Hulk Hogan

(V.) A sinister sexual act where a man starts by defecating or crapping in their tighty whiteys and/or wresting tights (if available). The man then proceeds to perform an atomic leg drop, or Hogan leg drop onto the face/neck area of the lady.

If done properly, the person's face will be spackled with poo and you will be able to get the '3 count'.

This act is also referred to as 'The Real American'
Melissa threw a spoon at me last night, so I got her back and Hulk Hogan'd her while she was watching TV in bed.
by Franky Rizzo July 20, 2008
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Hulk Hogan

The Hulkamaniacs are going crazy for Hulk Hogan.
by Bird Man July 9, 2005
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Hulk Hogan

(N.) The most popular and well known WWe wrestler of all time. He used to wrestle bak int he WWF days and had an Irish Whip Big Boot as a finisher. He is known by non-wrestling watchers as "That Wrestling dude who told me to eat my prayers and say my vegetables and/or vitamins." Nowadays, he is in his late 60's and stars in a reality show on VH1 called "Hogan Knows Best."
The WWe's Muhammed Hassan and Khosrow Daivari were given the humilating task of having to "job" (get beaten up in a wrestlinmg match) by old-man Hulk Hogan and his 6' britney-wannabe daughter, Brooke Hogan.
by G-Union Resurrection May 6, 2005
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Hulk Hogan

Can you dig it because Hulk Hogan said so, it's true, it's damn true that you can smell what Hulk Hogan is cooking . . . sucka!!!
by DBlues February 19, 2003
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