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housecat

Asian girl who comes to your party and never says a word, just observes everyone.
I had four Asian chicks at my house this weekend but two of em were total housecats.
by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007
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head like a housecat

dude i bet ur bitch gives good dome...she gotta head like a housecat.
by Peepskin November 17, 2003
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Housecatitis

A condition that affects persons believing themselves to be authorities on the subject of alleged cougar sightings. When the condition presents itself, the affected person will mistakenly claim that photos of animals such as cougars and even deer are "housecats", thus the term Housecatitis.
When Jim saw the trail-cam photo of a deer that some claimed to be a cougar, he mistakenly proclaimed it to be a housecat. Jim had come down with a case of housecatitis.
by Just a Little Kitty Kat September 11, 2009
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mousecraft

Mousecraft refers to the excessive use of the mouse in applications where the keyboard is infinitely more efficient.

A familiar example of a time you have probably practiced mousecraft, would be when you need to enter your date of birth on a website, and instead of simply typing it in the appropriate box and hitting "Enter" or "Return" you click on a dropdown calendar and spend several minutes clicking the back button to get from 2015 to 1958, and then another minute clicking through the months and hunting for the specific date, and then, once the date is entered in the box for you, spend a few more seconds looking for the affirmative button which might say "Ok", "Go", "Enter", "Continue" or something else, and then clicking on it. This is rank mousecraft.

Most habitual practitioners of mousecraft are hopelessly computer-illiterate, and probably can't touch-type, and probably insist on working with only one monitor when their employer offers them two. They are often but not always old, and old people are often but not always guilty of mousecraft. They are probably your mom.
"Why are you spending half an hour to enter with your mouse what you could type in two seconds? That sh*t is some serious effed-up mousecraft. No wonder you're so unproductive."
by vuck August 21, 2015
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Housecart

A homeless person’s shopping cart with all their possessions in it.
I don’t want to get ran over by a housecart in the parking lot.
by Daisy0210 February 18, 2022
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