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Houdini Darth Vader

Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.

Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"

"does that mean we're related?"
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
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houdini doubleshot

When you are back dooring a girl and you spit on her back. When she turns around your friend jumps out of the closet and blows HIS Load in her mouth. Then you blow your load in her ass. Then, take a picture and run.
"DUDE, we totally houdini doubleshoted Dan G's girlfriend last night"
by You NO ME October 22, 2008
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Houdini Douche

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery
Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery
by kensobaby May 6, 2015
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dirty houdini

When a female is reciving anal butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she trund around and recieves a facefull of semen in her eyes.
"Dude i gave that bitch a dirty houdini last night just before i tossed her ass to the curb."
by bert_fegg June 3, 2004
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double houdini

While double teaming a girl with a buddy, have one guy do her in the vag or ass while the other receives a hummer. Have the guy in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, give her the facial of her life. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for a second facial.
Marie was so ashamed of having fallen for a double houdini that she pulled a disappearing act of her own and transferred to another school.
by Saint Sean October 17, 2007
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drunken houdini

A twist on the houdini caused by intoxication. When having doggy style sex, just prior to climax the guy pulls out and then proceeds to cum on the girls back so that she turns around and then he spits right in her eye.
Tim: I wanted to pull the houdini on Amy last night, but I was so drunk I accidently spit in her face instead of blasting her there with my man gravy.

Chris: Oh, so instead you pulled off a drunken houdini
by LordBlumpkin July 30, 2010
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dirty houdini

When a female is receiving butt sex from a male and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly spits a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she turns around and recieves a facefull of semen in her face. He then says, "Abra Cadabra, Bitch!"
I almost caused that bitch to go blind when I gave her a dirty houdini.
by Blue April 9, 2005
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