Hortense 

The most beautiful name for the most beautiful girl. She is humble and kind and super hilarious and amazing. She is soooooooo funny like you have no idea and soooooo pretty and stunning and generous. If you know an hortense you should probably be kissing her feet right now.

Wow you donated all of your life savings to charity and got recruited to model for vogue and are going on tour for your netflix comedy special? That's so hortense of you!

Hortense by hbeaudel February 18, 2025

Hortense Vagino 

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

Hortense Vagino by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Dirty hortense 

A person with dirty Hortense does not know when or how to stop drinking. They spend a lot of time thinking about alcohol, and they cannot control how much they consume, even if it is causing serious problems at home, work, and financially.

My teachers is a dirty Hortense

Dirty hortense by Pope4273 December 6, 2020

hortensia 

She is the quintessential Latin flower. She embodies everything that is classy and fashionable. At first glance you are intranced by her hazel eyes. A miami bred native she is a family Girl. A passionate lover and even more passionate friend hortensia is the one you will bring home to your mom and never let her go!

Hortensia That girl...the first time I met her I thought she was a slut.

hortensia by hortensias roomste May 13, 2010

Hottense 

adj.

1. Hot and intense. Go figure.
2. So hot, literally.

1. I just saw the movie and it was hottense!
2. Why is this place hottense?

Hottense by sundroppedskies May 17, 2010

hortensius 

To seek and find wisdom wherever you can find it

Hortensius is a lost dialogue of Cicero, in it he contemplates the best use of ones free time, to philosophy. To seek and find wisdom and knowledge wherever you may come upon it. And to cherish it.

hortensius by Bob Saggit’s Uncle January 27, 2023