Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

Horseback riding

When you are doing doggy style and you pull out before ejaculating and nut on her back

Horseback riding

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

horseback riding

the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.

MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**

by p-lante December 9, 2008

Horseback Riding

The gayest sport known to man.

Dude, check out Fruity horseback riding.

by not shadowgod August 18, 2009

Horseback rider

Noun. When a mother has it's child, it immediately knows where the baby is going to go in life. Maybe an engineer, or a bar tender, or possibly an artist. But for the unlucky few, their child's future is HORSEBACKRIDING... dun dun dunnn. Horseback riders tend to have unlikable traits: obsession over their horse, best friend is their horse, puts picture of their horse on facebook and says "cute"

DONT BECOME A HORSEBACKRIDER

Hi my name is Alex and i have no friends all i do is horseback ride, i am a horseback rider :( (that is a common case)

by fjlsdifsdofosdfja December 24, 2009

Horseback style

Same thing as doggy style, but when a girl has two braids and you use them like reigns.

I was fucking my girl horseback style, I had to get her to slow down so I don’t but, so I ripped back on the reigns.

by TheMachinistJokes April 26, 2020

Wolfbagging On Horseback

See wolfbagging, however Wolfbagging On Horseback is performed using a pancetta-wrapped prune on the end of the string as opposed to the more traditional piece of bacon

I thought we'd go for a bit of wolfbagging on horseback tonight, it IS christmas after all

by Crackhitler January 10, 2009