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Horse face 

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.
Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.
Horse face by circleback4u March 30, 2010
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horse face 

One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.
horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.
horse face by decepti_kun April 3, 2006

horse face 

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.
horse face by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

horse face 

A person, usually a girl, who looks like a horse. Her face is long, narrow, has a big chin, big teeth, big gums, and a big gummy smile.
"My wife looks like a horse with her big gummy buck teeth and big horse gums. My wife definitely has a horse face."
horse face by r2c3c May 4, 2012

horse face 

a nasty ass broad that thinks she is hotter than shit but when you look at that long ass chin, nasty buck teeth and a mane like carrot top girl bye...BITCH STOP STARING.. ill cut you!!
horse face, i just wanna point and laugh at your stupid ass horse face!!!
horse face by classy_bunny October 19, 2010

Horse Face 

Kylie Minogue
Christ, what a horse face on kylie minogue
Horse Face by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Horse Face 

A horse face is a self conceded slutty bitch who likes to start drama with everyone and thinks that she is gorgeous, and that everyone is jealous of her. --Her only come backs are telling people they're ugly.. and that she is gorgeous and sexy. Reality is; She's ugly. She looks like a man with the face of a horse. She keeps her legs open 24/7 to any guy she see's. The only reason guys like her is because she's easy, wears hooker clothes, and has big boobs.
Needless to say, no one is jealous of her. And, I think we all know who the real jealous one is(:
Horse Face; "I'm gorgeouss ur all so jelaous damnn i lovee looking soo good."
& She also says; "HEY WE SHOULDD MAKE A HUGEE FAN CLUB ON HOW DAMN SEXYY I AM! MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL WANNA JOIN!"
Everyone else; "Amanda, shut the fuck up. You look like a damn man. you are really full of yourself!"
Horse Face by youareadumbasswhore December 17, 2010