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horse face

a nasty ass broad that thinks she is hotter than shit but when you look at that long ass chin, nasty buck teeth and a mane like carrot top girl bye...BITCH STOP STARING.. ill cut you!!
horse face, i just wanna point and laugh at your stupid ass horse face!!!
by classy_bunny October 19, 2010
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horse face

any womans national basketball league (WNBA) player
"did u catch the horse race last night. the liberty and the galaxy were playing eachother. no? i didnt either"
by payam July 25, 2004
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horse face

A male who has recently lost his best friend and has anger/temper issues.
In most cases, this male is named 'Jean'.
"Yo, did you see that horse face today? He couldn't put on his ODM gear on properly"
"Haahah, classic Jean"
by yasto May 28, 2018
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horse face

A person that has the bady of a human and the face of a horse
"Dan Raven is the worlds biggest horse face"
by FlipZ1234 November 1, 2008
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horse face

When, in a social occasion, you stand behind someone and make a goofy distorted face to mock them without them knowing it and sort of try not to get caught, although getting caught is the best part.
"I'm going to give them a horse face"
"Nice horse face"
by Badkneesbill May 23, 2007
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Horse face

A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.
Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)
by Pawleene Pinkieshy September 8, 2015
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Horse Face

1) A douche bag that stalks musicians, asks for photos and autographs, and then proceeds to talk shit about them either to their faces or behind their backs.

2) An ugly long faced douche bag with a big nose resembling a horse.
1) Guy 1: So Kristoffer does the most controversial and volatile thing anyone can do, and yells to Jerry Cantrell loudly and clearly for everyone to hear: "It should have been you instead of Layne!".
Guy 2: Wow, what a fucking Horse Face.

2) "Wow, that thug that had that 2 second spot on 30 Rock is a Horse Face!"
by metalbro4life May 27, 2010
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