hoplophobe

An irrational fear of weapons, generally guns, usually occuring as a result of a liberal upbringing or the fact that the person is just a wimp in general. Rather than deal with the fear said hoplophobe will assign human characteristics to a weapon ie "guns are evil" or "guns kill" to justify the fear rather than deal with the core problem of being a sissy.

Due to his aversion to weapons, all the the police could do for young Seth the hoplophobe was chalk his cold dead body out on the floor as he had no defense for the thug that broke into his one bedroom apartment in San Fran, the policed noted the irony in the fact that the killer had scored three hits in the "O" portion of Seth's OBAMA 08 T-shirt.

by DVick October 22, 2008

hooloovoo

A hyperintelligent shade of the color blue.

The hooloovoo was refracted into a free-standing prism for the occasion.

by Hoopy_Frood May 3, 2005

hopeloos

the dutch word for hopeless, often used to describe the political situation in Belgium.

- we're 2 years after the elections now, and still without government.
>hopeloos

by kefco November 12, 2010

Liam Hopwood

the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, loving, seggzy, one-of-a-kind human you will ever meet. should you be so lucky to make his acquaintance, u should treasure him forever.

- from the most adoring wife

jess: "please help me step- liam hopwood !! i am stuck in the washing machine and cannot get out!!"
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."

by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

hoplophile

Someone with an irrational love of, or fetish for, weaponry (especially firearms). From the Greek "hoplon" meaning armaments, and "philia" meaning love or intense friendship.

Watch out for that weird guy with the NRA Sticker on his 4x4, he looks like he might be a hoplophile!

by Norman T. Choir December 18, 2011

Hopwood squad

6 or more bald ass middle aged teachers with receading hairlines and the biggest foreheads you could as for plastic surgery or not, where their only goal in life is bully others but then somehow bully themselves

1 member of the Hopwood squad: bald ass hopwood in the flesh, here comes the hopwood squad.
Another member: you sho...
1st hopwood:shut up hopwood
2nd member:sorry hopwood
3rd one: look whos balding!
1st one: Oh My God!
All together: hop hop hopity hopwood hop hop hopity hopwood
/And scene\

by Hopwood man November 18, 2019

Hopwood

Usually a family with a few good children but one of them is just a fucking annoying bitch usually having a D in their name.

Hey Scott you see those people over there it’s definitely a Hopwood family cause that Drew looking mother fucker looks annoying as fuck

by Aidsolf Litler July 24, 2021