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hoover manuever

When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."
"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."
hoover manuever by david November 17, 2004

hoover maneuver 

While taking someone from behind, you pull their arms back while lifting them up off the bed. You then proceed to angle them downward rubbing their face on the carpeted floor while making "vroom vroom" noises.
Dude, I totally busted out the Hoover Maneuver on that broad last night...

Yeah, she kicked me out after, but it was worth it!
hoover maneuver by El V January 10, 2008

Hoover Maneuver 

When having sex with a girl doggy-style you pull out when you're about to finish and spit on her back, so she thinks you shot it there, while firing your load onto the floor. Then you pull her legs out from under her and pull her back and forth over the spot thus "cleaning it up".
There's now a stain on my floor after I gave that chick the hoover maneuver.
Hoover Maneuver by tcs3700 December 7, 2006

Hoover maneuver 

When you are having one of these oral sex or sex and you cum on the ground and pick your bitch up by her bottom legs and rub her face in it like a vacuum cleaner.
Dude at work last night chode nose gave steven a hoover maneuver.

Hoover Maneuver 

(v. or n.)

v. to have sex doggy-style with a woman on the floor and then proceed to push her face across the carpet until rug burn occurs

n. the act of pushing a girl's face across the rug as to cause rug burn while having doggy-style sex
v. Lisa's face was so red after I Hoover Maneuevered her across the floor (all night long).

n. After I give her the Hoover Manuever, she'll need a new face.
Hoover Maneuver by The Franchise January 25, 2005

Hoover Manouvere 

This is the seaxual posistion where by you take your lady from behind as she leaning up against the kitchen table for support, there just so happens to be crums on the table from yesterdays garlic bread and pizza.
while you are bangin' away you put your hand over her mouth and nose hence stopping her from breathing.
then you release your hand and she after a short while and whilst is gasping for air she also sucks up the crumbs off the table just like a Hoover !
Mate .1: Pulled the Hoover Manouvere with Kirsty last night !

Mate .2 : No Way ! did she like it ?
Mate .1 : Not really, but i did !
Mate .2 : Fair play .... High 5 !
Hoover Manouvere by Paulo26 May 17, 2011