homeschooler
homeschooler by littleleahh April 29, 2010
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Homeschooler
Someone who has no style whatsoever. Girls typically wear their hair braided down to their knees, long jean skirts, and unusual vests. Boys wear camo, short tight jeans, old people shoes, and whatever else they can find at garage sales.
However their are homeschoolers that you would never expect to be homeschooled. These people would be called "normal" kids with overly protective parents. They appear to be normal by their dress and social life.
However their are homeschoolers that you would never expect to be homeschooled. These people would be called "normal" kids with overly protective parents. They appear to be normal by their dress and social life.
Person one: Where do you go to school?
Homeschooler: ........m...m...m...MOMMY! (then runs away in fear of socializing)
Homeschooler: ........m...m...m...MOMMY! (then runs away in fear of socializing)
Homeschooler by "Normal" homeschooler November 16, 2009
Virgin Homeschooler
virgin homeschooler just means someone that has been homeschooled since day one (kindergarten or preschool) or someone who has never gone to a private or public school then graduated from high school.
"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has been homeschooling since kindergarten."
"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has been homeschooling since preschool."
"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has never gone to a public or private school."
"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has been homeschooling since preschool."
"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has never gone to a public or private school."
Virgin Homeschooler by emukid4 March 15, 2009
Homeschooler
Homeschooler - noun
A homeschooler is someone who learns primarily at home. They can take online classses and go to co-ops. Homeschoolers are not necessarily annoying or dumb. Alot of them just want a classical or advanced education. Assuming all homeschoolers are dumb and annoying is rude and hurtful. Additionally, not all homeschoolers are antisocial and not all sit at the kitchen table with their mothers doing english.
A homeschooler is someone who learns primarily at home. They can take online classses and go to co-ops. Homeschoolers are not necessarily annoying or dumb. Alot of them just want a classical or advanced education. Assuming all homeschoolers are dumb and annoying is rude and hurtful. Additionally, not all homeschoolers are antisocial and not all sit at the kitchen table with their mothers doing english.
Homeschooler by TheRealKnowerOfWords October 8, 2019
homeschooler
From ages 5-25 they can only make conversation with people ages +40 (aside from their own sibilings).
Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.
Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
Females from ages 5 to their death, wears a combination of the following: Flowery table cloth like vest, long sleeved button up shirts, 9 inch zipper back-pocketless jeans (Generally a 3 inch gap between the bottom of the jeans & the top of their boots), long baggy jean-skirts with a ruffle around the bottom.
Males wear either a tucked-in all the way buttoned polo shirt or a tucked-in t-shirt with a german shepherd on it. Also wears annoyingly tight jeans or khaki dockers (all of which are tucked into their socks).
homeschooler by Andy December 28, 2005
Homeschooler
Child (or young adult) whose parents are fundamentalist rightwing conspiracy theorist nuts. All public schools are jammed with atheist liberals, drugs and horny degenerates. Parents are generally losers so they can't afford private school. Child is generally unvaccinated, smelly, naive, bad teeth, barefoot, chews tobacco. Child gets out of the house once a year in their long gingham dress for the "March for Life (anti abortion event)." Child can assemble an assault rifle blindfolded faster than a marine. Quite ignorant, but generally knows higher mathematics well (up to the times tables). Has the Old and New Testaments memorized except for the Gospels. Boys are on the fast track for Bob Jones, Liberty, Wheaton, Grove City or any "Bible College." Then on to a career in a GOP presidential administration. Girls become brood mares and homeschool their children. All of them will vote for Donald Trump. Some will grow up to be Nazis or Ku Klux Klan. Others will graduate valedictorian of their homeschool class.
Homeschooler by Louie^2 May 31, 2018
Homeschooler
A "homeschooler" is a person from the ages of 5-18 who does their school at home. These are they kind of kids who give homeschooled people a bad name. They live up to every stereotype imaginable. For example, they always wear running shoes to every single event except church. To church they wear ugly flats with ankle length skirts unless they're boys. If they're boys then they do wear their running shoes to church. These children are also not allowed to mingle with the other gender until they reach marriageable age. These people do not know what a push up bra is and certainly don't know what a thong is. They have never been to a mall and if they have, the only reason is that there is a bookstore inside the mall. They all buy their clothing at thrift shops and never stay up to date on the latest styles. They think partying hard is going to their only friends (besides their mom) house and eating ice cream and oh so disobediently talking about the opposite gender until 10:30 when their parents come to pick them up. They then proceed to tell their best friend every single detail of the night. Who is their best friend? Their mom of course! Also, when trying to relate to others, they use large, confusing words that only Albert Einstein and they themselves understand. Poor homesschoolers... they don't even know that they're not normal.
Note: After this, please look up "homeschooled".
Note: After this, please look up "homeschooled".
Homeschooler by homeschooledchica January 23, 2011