hokie

a castrated turkey

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

hokie

Main Entry: hokie
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an emasculated turkey

Main Entry: hokie
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: corny and contrived, fake and melodramatic, insincerely emotional

take your pick bitches

high-school senior: I wanna go to virginia tech so I can be a hokie!
best friend: I'm sorry

by sorryyoudontgotouva April 25, 2005

hokie

1. A person who goes around wearing burgundy and orange every game day.
2. A person who aspires to go to Virginia Tech.
3. One who goes to Virginia Tech.

The Hokies beat the Wahoos.

by Donna January 1, 2004

hokie

1. ACC Football Champions 12 weeks into the ACC
2. All that is superior to the Cavalier
or "wahoo"

It took the hokies only 12 weeks to win the ACC championship where as the wahoos have yet to win it in over 50 years.

by Giselle February 8, 2005

Hokie

A Castrated Turkey

Damn, that Hokie doesn't have any balls!

by Hokie Truthteller October 9, 2008

hokie

A TURKEY! As in, the turkies whose only pride is their football program, not their academics, not their basketball, not ANY other aspect... and yet, they're football program is still on the decline!

The Hokies are ranked lower than the Cavaliers.

by letsgohoos May 14, 2005

Hokie

Hokie means family. It represents a strong community of people that love and care for each-other. It also means watch out because you are about to get your ass kicked in football.

We are a Hokie Nation.
We are the Hokie's we will prevail.
Watch out for the Hokies, they will whoop your ass in football.

by Mkreid2 April 20, 2008