A TURKEY! As in, the turkies whose only pride is their football program, not their academics, not their basketball, not ANY other aspect... and yet, they're football program is still on the decline!
by letsgohoos May 14, 2005
Get the hokiemug. by Kim Johnson January 14, 2008
Get the hokiemug. 1. Someone who prides football over academics and all other sports. See also Wonderlic
2. Someone that has a rap sheet longer than their resume'.
3. Usually associated with the (edited) word, "f**kin'".
2. Someone that has a rap sheet longer than their resume'.
3. Usually associated with the (edited) word, "f**kin'".
by GoHoos July 29, 2008
Get the hokiemug. "no, hokie has nothing to do with turkeys.
hokie was a nonsense word, made up after VPI had the mascot of a turkey. but nice try UVa fans. Try not to lose to Tech this year!"
hokie was a nonsense word, made up after VPI had the mascot of a turkey. but nice try UVa fans. Try not to lose to Tech this year!"
by tommya October 25, 2006
Get the hokiemug. A derogatory racial term aimed at the African American population. Generally applies to African Americans who regularly engage in criminal activity, are members of gangs, etc. Probably originated in response to the word "honkey," which is a racial insult used against white people.
Guy 1: You wanna go to the rec park and shoot some b-ball?
Guy 2: No way man. That place is overrun by hokies this time of night.
Guy 2: No way man. That place is overrun by hokies this time of night.
by Bruce Jones December 25, 2007
Get the hokiemug. by thabra December 20, 2010
Get the hokimug. Courtesy of TailgateFever:
The HokieBird is an ass-kicking chicken. Actually he's a turkey, but that's not the point. The University would have you believe that "Hokie" is a word made up in 1896 by O. M. Stull in a winning entry in the school's contest for a new cheer. A closer look at the historical record reveals the startling truth that this is a poorly concocted lie created to hide a much larger conspiracy from the student body. University records reveal that in 1896, senior cadet O. M. Stull reported what would be the first of numerous sightings of a giant cartoonish bird in the mountains of southwest Virginia. Stull's commanding officer in the Corps of Cadets dismissed the report as "hokey" (a fashionable term at the turn of the century), and the giant bird soon became known as the HokieBird. Like his friends Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster, the HokieBird is simultaneously feared and adored by most humans. The sightings all report him to be a bird of great strength, great looks, and great intelligence. He has written extensively on chaos theory, nanotechnology, and the worthlessness of the Designated Hitter rule. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound, benches 405 pounds (77 reps against Akron), and has dated Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, and Jessica Simpson. He has won three Nobel Peace Prizes, two Congressional Medals of Honor, and a partridge in a pear tree. He is part mascot, part super hero, and he will kick your ass.
The HokieBird is an ass-kicking chicken. Actually he's a turkey, but that's not the point. The University would have you believe that "Hokie" is a word made up in 1896 by O. M. Stull in a winning entry in the school's contest for a new cheer. A closer look at the historical record reveals the startling truth that this is a poorly concocted lie created to hide a much larger conspiracy from the student body. University records reveal that in 1896, senior cadet O. M. Stull reported what would be the first of numerous sightings of a giant cartoonish bird in the mountains of southwest Virginia. Stull's commanding officer in the Corps of Cadets dismissed the report as "hokey" (a fashionable term at the turn of the century), and the giant bird soon became known as the HokieBird. Like his friends Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster, the HokieBird is simultaneously feared and adored by most humans. The sightings all report him to be a bird of great strength, great looks, and great intelligence. He has written extensively on chaos theory, nanotechnology, and the worthlessness of the Designated Hitter rule. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound, benches 405 pounds (77 reps against Akron), and has dated Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, and Jessica Simpson. He has won three Nobel Peace Prizes, two Congressional Medals of Honor, and a partridge in a pear tree. He is part mascot, part super hero, and he will kick your ass.
Wahoo: Hahah, your mascot is a castrated turkey.
Hokie: ... for going to such a smart school, you're an idiot.
Hokie: ... for going to such a smart school, you're an idiot.
by VTAeries September 17, 2008
Get the Hokiemug.