Hoemie

That one good friend or group of friends that's there for you but everyone knows is a hoe.hhgjgjh

"Wow man that girl dresses like a slut"
"Fam back off. She's my Hoemie"

by Kyskje Du Kan Lytte January 28, 2016

Hoemie

A close hoemie (likely your best friend) who turned out to have been a hoe for you since like ages ago.

"You're not my homie anymore. Actually, you were never my homie. You were just a hoe, all this time."
"No, I'm your hoemie."

by dontarguewithlogic August 25, 2023

hoemie night

Activity when all the homies gather around for a hoe-y sleepover. Let the tears begin

We gon have a hoemie night today?
Hell yeah. I'm bringing the chocolates

by thebigfatmelon February 10, 2022

Hoemis

Christmas but for all the hoes to do they thing🤪

ex; It’s that time of the year ladies #hoemis

by Teeheeandisip December 08, 2019

Hoemi

A homie who tries to fuck everyone you try and get with or have ever been with.

“Dude, that’s the second ex gf my homie fucked… wtf?”

“That’s not your homie, that’s your hoemi.”

by luckyseven February 06, 2022