Hoached

When something is rotten nearly to the point that it is un-recognizable.

We left some maggots in the car on our fishing trip, when we found them 7 weeks later they were hoached!

That slut I screwed last weeks hoached moot nearly made me chunder.

by T-bomba November 19, 2010

Hoach Coach

A metaphorical bus full of hot females.

"Looks like the hoach coach pulled in tonight"

"Two tickets for the hoach coach!"

by VitaminB September 24, 2009

Get out my hoaching face

When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly

when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"

by Riverkun December 5, 2017

Hoache

As an adjective: An ambiguous term that can be used in the positive or the pejorative.

As a noun: A word that Mariah made up during Scattergories.

"The dessert Zach made was hoache."

"Mariah stop trying to make hoache happen, it's never going to happen."

by HotPocketsUnite July 9, 2022