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HIV

Stands for "Human immunodeficiency virus". contrary to some idiot's beliefs, it was not given to us by the homosexual community. It is believed to originated in Africa from a mutated form of a virus in a diseased monkey. We dont actually know how it came about. It is widely accepted that HIV causes AIDS (acquired immune deficiency syndrome) but becuase we cannot do experiments to prove this (due to morality issues) the African government can claim that there is no evidence supporting this hypothesis and does not have to supply medicine for its citizens.
"Yo my friend just found out that he has HIV, he's gonna try to keep it from becoming AIDS with medicine but the crap thing is that he got it from his girlfriend so they both have it"
by Toppy December 28, 2005
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HIV

Dude 1: Did u attend the HIV fundraising campaign last nite?
Dude 2: Dunno that mate! You kno, my best pal JW Bush's father when he was born decided he didn't want a kid. So, he injected him with the HIV virus. He was 9 years old with 11 months to live. He is a senior at my middle school 2day still alive and kicking. He lives just like a normal kid would. I want to support his cause and spread the word, Hope Is Vital, not the virus.
by Quan Cao Tien July 6, 2010
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HIV

An STD(Sexually transmitted disease) that most people get from having sexual interactions,IV drugs, and Needles.
Brian: What did you get for christmas joe?
Joe: I GOT THE HIV!
by Fuckthepainaway January 29, 2005
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HIV#

A severe strand of Human immunodeficiency virus (more commonly known as HIV,and formerly known as HTLV-III and lymphadenopathy-associated virus).
In such cases, the patient would experience a gradual decline of function in their lower extremities, mainly the penis, this could lead to blackening of the tissue and in some cases, the appendage would fall off.
Bozo got HIV# during his visit to Bosnia, his chode fell off!
by Ian Charles Wiener July 25, 2006
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the hiv

syn h.i.v. ,
That dude's got the 'hiv'
by Joe March 12, 2003
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HIV

Hangover induced vomiting, normally associated with AIDS (alcohol induced drippy shits)
Dude, I drank so much last night, I woke up this morning with a serious case of HIV. Oh no, here comes the AIDS....
by BobertShmobert November 25, 2010
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HIV

HIV Aids is the deadly catch.
by noʎ ʞɔnɟ October 18, 2010
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