Welcome to Highland park where the rich get richer and the poor, well there are no poor. A place where you can live in complete ignorance of the world but still think you are helping to make it a better place. Please feel free to stop by our high school to meet our girls that have been on the pill since 12 and our overly pretentious boys who believe everyone wants part of who they are. HPHS is a place where you don't get F's, you get E's. Because in Highland Park you don't fail, you'd have to be in the real world to do that. Here is a place where people aren't out right mean to you, that is unless you were to offend "what they stand for," but they speak to you with ice in their voice.
Highland Park is the Stepford of the real world. Everything is so awfully perfect that you would suspect robots, only robots would be a welcome replacement to the women that float around the town casting their ideals on the "world." The only things more fake than them are their bodies. Come to Highland park to forget your real worries and focus on...CLOTHS.
"Hey Joe have you been to Highland Park"
"No Bob, I have decided to life a meaningful life"
"But Joe one visit can't hurt"
"Oh contraire Bob, step in Highland Park and you'll be tainted forever"
by The Highland Gentile January 22, 2009
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A small community very close to the center of Dallas, Texas. It is referred to as "The Bubble" seeing that is conveniently surrounded by a highway/tollway/major road on every side and seems to be very "high in" compared to the outlying areas. Most Highland Park residents are stereotyped as Christian, Conservative and Wealthy which, the majority of the time, is true. Highland Park is relatively expensive compared to near by towns but is worth the money. Highland Park High School is one of the top ranked high schools in Texas and the city is overall very safe. Though many people find pleasure in bashing the "blonde barbies" that live here most people in HP already know that brunette is WAY sexier. ;)
"Highland Park! Go Scots!"
by TheFuzzz87593093 April 10, 2009
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Many, as there are a number of them accross America, MI, TX, CA and others. This definition is CA. A community with significant architecture since its beginnings in the 1880s along the Arroyo Seco. In the midst of gentrification, it contatins almost every popular Southern California architectural style from the late 1880s to the 1940s is represented, from Queen Anne Victorian and Craftsman to Mission and Tudor Revival. Highland Park also has many transitional-style homes that blend elements from more than one period.
Parkies: Texas
Homies: California
by Mogh June 9, 2005
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Wonderful community in NE Los Angeles. The East LA atmosphere is still present here and its inhabitants are down to earth and welcoming.
Someone: How can i get to Highland Park from here?
me: oh just take the 83.
by mr. chronsky January 1, 2007
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Well.... This school too white for me. They jump when they dance like mann.. I be losing energy jumping fr. AND MY DUDE, they are rich rich rich rich rich... while im broke broke broke broke. SHAKE MY HEAD.
highland park... they need some Mac dre, Tupac, Biggie, Dr. dre. etc. Like fr YOU NEED POPPIN SONGS NOT ANNOYING SONGS.
by MMMMYear of 2015-2016MMM September 7, 2016
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1. A place in Texas commonly refered to as "the bubble" in which rich conservative caucasian christians are found in abundance and where political and religious differences are frowned upon. Filled with what people would call brats who always complain about people discriminating against them, but really who are everything people say they are. People within the bubble often survive on Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Juicy Couture, cell phones, the O.C, and country clubs.
2. Hell
HP Student in science class: Ok, who else was upset that the O.C was interupted last night by the President's speech?

Person #1: What happend to your car?
Person #2: I had a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it and someone came and keyed it 3 times. (All actual events)
by the liberal one May 1, 2005
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A rich, pretentious neighborhood, mostly full of rich, conservative, Caucasian Christians, located in Dallas. Highland Park is full of simple minded idiots, who frown upon individuality. In fact, just about anyone who isn't rich, conservative, straight, Caucasian, or Christian is fair game for their bullying. In Highland Park, people care more about their money than other people or even the environment. Highland Park highschool, obviously located in HP, is comparable to an insane asylum. Most of the school's "darling students" spend the weekends drinking, screwing eachother, and getting high of ADHD medication. Most HP highschool girls dress like sluts, and act as if they rule the world. Pretty much every girl wears shorts under a foot long, with a shirt so oversized you can't even see the shorts. As far as credibility, I've had the misfortune of attending the school for the past two years, and I've hated everyday of it. If you aren't a typical "Parkie", as they're called, then you will spend almost everyday in HP feeling lonely, depressed, hatred filled, and/or suicidal. Highland Park is Hell, bursting at the seams.
Normal Day in Highland Park highschooll

Parkie1- "Hey dude, did you smoke some of that shit with the swim team over the weekend?

Parkie2- "No man, I was too busy drinking with the football team. Hey look, a person with a different religion!"

Parkie1- "Ha, go kill yourself, you stupid fag. No one likes you"
by The Gay Witch March 15, 2014
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