High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.
The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!
by CuntSmash May 7, 2019
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Get off your high chair

Stop being such a a baby and get down to earth. You ain’t better then anyone else.
“Get off your high chair Albert!”

“You is no better then any of us”
by The Old Coot! March 18, 2018
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