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hemel hempstead

Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).
Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from <insert town devoid of all human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.
by prolific8 April 10, 2005
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Himmelreich

German in origin. Direct Translation - Heavenly Empire or Heavenly Kingdom.
I'm finally at Himmelreich.
by JeremyH82 June 29, 2008
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Hemel School

The best secondary school in Hemel that ends up still being shit at the same time.
Hemel School is an amazingly shit place.”
by epicspoonman November 5, 2022
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Anton Hiebeler

Anton is the most annoying, stupid and smelly guy I have ever met in my life! Also he is violent and mean so if you ever meet an Anton, KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK ANTON HIEBELER
by KEEP CALM & HATE ANTON March 18, 2019
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Himel

To abscond with the funds in a womnan's purse immediately following fornication.
"I had no cab fare to get home, so I himeled this girl"
by JohnnyBeGoooood March 11, 2009
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Hemeloid

A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.
Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.
by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004
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Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel

'Ach du Lieber Himmel' is the way Germans say, "Oh, for the love of heaven!" Add, "Freakin'," and that's a curse you'll hear me say all the time. Dunno' why. Just do. Has a certain ring...
"Fa-shi-fur-fra - Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel!"
by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
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