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A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.
He constantly talks in third person.
He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.
Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".
He constantly talks in third person.
He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.
Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".
"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."
— Quote from Herbert Moon
Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.
Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:
Being robbed
Threatened at knife/gunpoint
While burning to death
After catching you cheating at poker.
— Quote from Herbert Moon
Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.
Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:
Being robbed
Threatened at knife/gunpoint
While burning to death
After catching you cheating at poker.
by InhumanTerror June 1, 2011
Get the Herbert Moon mug.Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy
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Mitch Hedberg -isms:
"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."
"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."
"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."
"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."
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by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011
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