a chant that Scottish people will get angry about if you say it as an american because they're petty about an order of words
"hwfg (here we fucking go) is a Scottish thing and a Scottish thing only, dinny be a wee alfie deyes. go find your own chant fuck ups." -angry twitter user @tyierjoepsh
by florallyfading August 13, 2016
Get the here we fucking gomug. your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
by illigalnavy November 23, 2015
Get the well im not here to fuck spidersmug. Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
by lemonfresh November 27, 2016
Get the I ain't here to fuck spidersmug. A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.
Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.
Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.
1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"
2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"
2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.
by djamax January 10, 2019
Get the Not here to fuck spidersmug. She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
by * Kinky daddy* August 16, 2021
Get the Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussymug. Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
Not here to fuck spiders, mate.
by Nick Brook May 1, 2025
Get the Not here to fuck spidersmug. 