Heaven is a girl that is pretty and don't like to follow other people she have good sense of humor and she likes to take care of people also heaven is a place you might go in the future once you have cross the line to die
by What does that fucking mean🤷🏽♀️🙄🤕 March 21, 2017
Get the heavenmug. How I picture heaven is everything you ever wanted come true all your loved ones to gather without conflict . Peace that feeling after you had a good cry and you laugh after. Where you feel love in the beginning of a relationship or the time or even the moments you hold your kid/kids like everything will be fine.
The excitement you get when your voice changes or you don't know what to do with your self. Like your unconscious mind is preparing you or giving you a taste to try and do better.
The excitement you get when your voice changes or you don't know what to do with your self. Like your unconscious mind is preparing you or giving you a taste to try and do better.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 26, 2019
Get the heavenmug. Religion teacher: There is no sex in Heaven
Me: Heaven should be all sex all the time
T: Being with God feels the same as the best part of sex
M: So... Heaven is just one big orgasm? Dude, that's what they should say to attract people to Christianity..!
Me: Heaven should be all sex all the time
T: Being with God feels the same as the best part of sex
M: So... Heaven is just one big orgasm? Dude, that's what they should say to attract people to Christianity..!
by _plethora_ August 27, 2006
Get the heavenmug. A place for our souls to go after we die, heaven is not a physical place nor being. Consider heaven a place of mind, however, only God can reveal what it is truly like.
by Bryce February 3, 2005
Get the heavenmug. A place that, by people trying to ascend to it, has caused hell on earth.
A place with a population of about 12, and let's face it they'll be pretty boring.
A place with a population of about 12, and let's face it they'll be pretty boring.
1: " Let us torture and kill these heathens for then we will surely enter the kingdom of heaven"
2: Peter: "Sorry mate you can't come in, you've broken many of the ten commendments"
Me: "Oh never mind then, I'm off for a kebab"
2: Peter: "Sorry mate you can't come in, you've broken many of the ten commendments"
Me: "Oh never mind then, I'm off for a kebab"
by a.thiest June 23, 2006
Get the heavenmug. a pplace where you live your perfect life, anything you've ever wanted is there.
Many say heaven is where you go when you die, and some think you have to make your own heaven.
I can however, assure you that you will not be raped by pastors or preists in heaven unless it's one of those things you've always wanted...
Many say heaven is where you go when you die, and some think you have to make your own heaven.
I can however, assure you that you will not be raped by pastors or preists in heaven unless it's one of those things you've always wanted...
by rockmo May 2, 2004
Get the heavenmug. When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the ABC Family Channel and HGTV.
These activities will continue for billions of years and will in no way make you wish you were dead.
These activities will continue for billions of years and will in no way make you wish you were dead.
I can't wait to go to heaven!
by Optimist Ollie December 31, 2008
Get the heavenmug.