heartbyrne

when you fall in love with talking heads for the first time.

I just heard "Life During Wartime," And I think I have Heartbyrne.

by strawberrycough April 4, 2009

hangover heartburn

the extreme heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with gut rot, swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.

Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee, tomatoes and hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.

Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks

by dhobiwala July 26, 2012

Mexican heartburn

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

heartburn pussy

A vagina with an unpleasantly acidic taste and odor usually discovered during the act of cunnilingus in which the natural lubrication of the vagina tastes the way that heartburn feels.

She had such a wikket case of heartburn pussy that I needed a Tums and a Tagamet after I went down on her. And a shower so I could get the smell offa my face. It smelt NASTY!

by D&D68 September 28, 2010

Reverse Heartburn

The opposite of stress-induced heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't possibly notice something like heartburn.

Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!

by SlipperyTurtle September 20, 2016

Heartburn

Derived from the medical condition and used as slang. To cause grief, woe or general displeasure to another person or persons. Generally used by beaureaucrats because they lack any actual slang and usage of said word is the highlight of that day.

"I see that you want to add a six car garage to your 60 sq. foot crackhouse, the county doesn't have any provisions against it so I don't have any heartburn with that"

"yo, why you be givin me heartburn by eatin all my peanut butter, you jest know I gots to have my peanut butter!"

by George Forward January 27, 2006

heartburn

the state of adrenaline in the prescence of a crush,attractive person,ect.....a feeling where u cant move or breath at the same time and your hearts pumping like hell!!

thomas:hey jay, how was it being lab partnas with jessica?
jay:man dawg i couldnt even talk i had heartburn!!
thomas:lol why foo?
jay:you know ive been having a crush on her dont act stupid!!!

(adrenaline rushing throough my body i cant deny it ..i got this heartburn!!!)-alica keys!

by god_of_krunk713 July 29, 2005