The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.
by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009
Get the Cabbage Heading mug.Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
by Uncle Des August 21, 2009
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With a name like Hetherington, this person has whacky and exotic antics. Known usually for sexiness and large objects in their pants.
"Dude, that guy's a Hetherington."
by D Lynch May 9, 2008
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The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013
Get the Hadering mug.To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.
I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.
by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008
Get the hefnering mug.When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010
Get the Bang Heading mug.Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.
You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.
HR Manager:
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?
Employee:
Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.
HR Manager:
I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.
Employee:
Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?
The floor's uncomfortable.
HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.
Manager:
Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?
HR Manager:
Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.
by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011
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