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OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
by datboi101lol March 1, 2021
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a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed
Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.
by dk3 December 31, 2003
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you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.
Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.
by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022
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in a world without gold we could have been heroes

So he's saying if there wasn't such a thing as money or currency then their longing for adventure and thrill seeking tendencies couples with their “noble” desires to improve the world and seek freedom would have led them to being heroes. Basically saying their greed wins out so they pillage and thieve.
in a world without gold we could have been heroes -Blackbeard ac4
by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021
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Your ears must have been ringing

Knowledge that someone is talking about you when you were not present.
Your ears must have been ringing, I could not stop telling people about you.
by Rebecca Wolf June 2, 2008
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should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag
Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.
by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008
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You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes

When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.
Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.
by funyolk September 10, 2021
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