by CiCiMcPizza October 23, 2011

Hauke: Someone who is only smart in school, but anywhere else they are incredibly stupid. Incredibly easy to ragebait as they have a low iq.
Person 1: "Dude I thought you had a 4.0 GPA? How are you acting this stupid?"
Person 2: "MY 4.0 GPA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!"
Person 1: "You're such a hauke"
Person 2: "MY 4.0 GPA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!"
Person 1: "You're such a hauke"
by Edward Robinson July 7, 2025

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.
Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...
Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...
by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025

Hauk is The coolest boy on earth. No one have seen any better person when you se his eyes you cry Because you will never see them again. You would do anything to hold on to one if you see A Hauk
Omg he Looks like a Hauk
by Jadda736 February 25, 2017

A very sexy guy that is the king of football he can just drible everyone a hauk is taler than a viktor he can also be a fucking c**t some time but he is most of the time the best person In the world
by Harald er care February 24, 2017
